We've known her less than a year.
But to hear the media tell the story - it's been a lifetime of hell, a nightmarish rollercoaster that could have ended with the world's most reviled, baby-lovin', brainless bimbo only a heartbeat away from the Presidency. Their raw hatred toward this woman and her family could only be matched by their unconditional love for all things Obama.
So while conservatives will certainly mourn her loss, the other side is completely f'd now with no hard target for their bigoted, pseudo-intellectual scorn and ridicule. (Franken already cashed in on Limbaugh - and Fox News is just SO passé.)
The God of Newsweek just lost Satan - and I'm guessin' there's gonna be Hell to pay. So I suggest they start huntin' for another hottie to vilify - and pronto! Cuz there just can't be no yang without first you get ya some ying.

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."

Prejean 2012 anyone?